Porkosity Search Keywords: Is Mayo Kosher? Jodi Gilmour Pregnant?

One of my guilty pleasures is looking at the "search keywords" tab of Porkosity's stats page. Nearly every day someone googles "is mayo kosher?" or a variation of it, and finds a blog post I wrote two years ago. But there are other oddball terms that people look for, from the weirdness of "toronto restaurant cooked squirrel" to the perennial search for Jodi Gilmour's pregnantness or nakedness.

In case it needed to be said, "monocle working class scum" is my favourite. And a doff of my top hat to anyone who can tell me what that person was searching for.