FED #16: The Mayor

Status: FED

-Red snapper ceviche

-Beets + ricotta + horseradish

-Pork belly + savoy cabbage

-Beef short ribs + rapini + fennel

Guest #16.1: David Miller

Occupation: Mayor of Toronto

Contributed: Paco de Teixeiro 2008, Tedeschi Valpolicella 2007, washed dishes.

Distinguishing characteristic: Commanding, baritone voice, not supporting my mayoral campaign.

Guest # 16.2: Lily Cho

Occupation: Assistant professor of English at University of Western Ontario

Contributed: Pelham Cuvee Catharini brut, Louis Latour pinot noir 2007, washed dishes, cleared plates.

Distinguishing characteristic: Scar on abdomen, also smartness (knows about girl stuff).

Guest #16.3: Zachary Green

Occupation: Constitutional lawyer at the Ministry of the Attorney General

Contributed: see above, plus he baked a lemon tart (which the mayor refused to eat as he doesn’t eat dessert)

Distinguishing characteristic: Baking, running marathons.

Detail not included in story: The mayor left his phone in the car. He borrowed mine to call his wife. I never delete the emails on my phone, as they are duplicated in my gmail account. But when he remarked that I had 142 unread emails, I pretended like I really was that popular.

Date of publication: January 30^th, 2010